This might be the Onion’s funniest article ever!

![Roger and Family](http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Roger-Clemens.article.jpg “Roger and Family”)

[Roger Clemens’ Family Offers Him One-Year, $10 Million Contract](http://www.theonion.com/content/node/48399 “Roger Clemens’ Family Offers Him One-Year, $10 Million Contract | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source”)

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